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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule. The
Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two
men
march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmo's all
over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big
bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"
he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you
misunderstood me yesterday..." Your job is to give each Elmo two test
tickles!
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